Jason the UranianOur story begins on a fine, dusty morning on the small red planet of Mars like all good science fiction stories do. However, you should be aware that Mars goes only by that name on the blue/green/white planet of Earth and is regarded by the name Jabalabafish everywhere else. Since you are most likely an Earthling reading this, we will use the name Mars. If you are not from Earth, the publishing company sends you its apologies and a small basket of Neptunian algulfed. But back to our story.
So our story begins on Mars. But Martians are not the only ones present. Theres also a rather large number of people from Uranus dressed in full out Andromedidic battle garb. As you might have guessed, the Uranians are on Mars to wage war on the Martians. But this is nothing new. The Uranians have been waging war on the Martians every year at the same time. Its become more of a tradition that history. You Earthlings would recognize this annual light show as the Perseid Meteor Shower. In s