I Wanna Be an Avian Hybrid

I wanna be an Avian Hybrid.
Wanna fly the skies like a maniac.
Have a bro that’s half werewolf,
Even though that’s kinda Twilight…

And while we’re speaking bout Twilight,
Fang’s sitting there laughing at Edward,
Who just fell out of a tree.

A bunch of Fan-girls come screaming,
Bella gasps and stops breathing,
And then Iggy blows them up!

*Instrumental*

Don’t wanna be a Mad Scientist,
Screams Jeb like a little girl.
I wanna be a tap dancer!
And then make out with Edward.

And Angel got eaten by hobos,
And then sat on by some hippos,
Because she’s turned evil.

Then Total runs screaming,
Alice gasps and stops breathing,
And then Iggy blows them up!

*Instrumental*
*More Instrumental*
*Get on with the instrumental already…*

I wanna be an Avian Hybrid.
Wanna fly the skies like a maniac.
Master around the super hot Fang,
Cuz he likes me over Maximum.

Fang smiles as he writes this,
And Max reads over his shoulder,
And says, “Fang, grow up!”

Then Gazzy runs in screaming,
To see Max and Fang kissing,
And then Iggy blows them up!

* * * * *

“Wait a minute,” Max said. “Why are you writing a fan fic anyways…?”
“Uhh…” droned Fang.
“Oh. My. God.” Max exclaimed. “You read it didn’t you?!”
“Read what?” Fang asked innocently.
“TWILIGHT!” Maz yelled. “I told you not to read that!”
“Oh,” Fang replied slyly. “Since when do you give me orders?”
“Since, since…” Max blurted as she scrambled to find an answer.
“You know, unless you wanted to master me around…” Fang almost smiled. Max gasped.
“Grow up!” she blurted as she stormed out of the room, the door slamming behind her.
Fang sat back down at the computer and chuckled to himself. He loved catching Max off guard.
He returned his attention to the screen, moved the mouse, and clicked POST.